we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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