Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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