It's Friday. Sex?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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