i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
