i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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