you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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