Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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