I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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