fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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