I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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