You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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