But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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