This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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