every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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