i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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