My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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