He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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