There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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