I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Oh god it's open bar.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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