there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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