I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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