She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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