i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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