Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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