So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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