im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
You ruined the universe
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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