i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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