It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
My feet surprised me
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