well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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