New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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