Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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