She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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