but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
We are two peas in an std pod
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
God, I missed his penis.
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