Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I think I sprained my soul last night
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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