He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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