is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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