So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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