just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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