Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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