I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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