i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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