Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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