haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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