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(843): View more from South Carolina

Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.

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(519): View more from Ontario

dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.

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(514): View more from Quebec

in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip

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(815): View more from Illinois

so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR

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(512): View more from Texas

Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own

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(813): View more from Florida

Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.

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