super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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