I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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