Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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