She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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