so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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