You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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