Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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