This girl is more easily done than said...
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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