The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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